Friday 28 December 2007

More Tiger News

When building an enclosure for your tiger, please ensure your walls are over 5m high or else they will possibly escape and eat you. There are also reports that aggravating a tiger in an enclosure with 3.81m walls may be bad for your health. You have been warned. Obviously when I grown up and become a tiger (as is the plan) there will be no walls because I'm great. Plus the interchangeable hands/paws will make it easy for me to escape any cage. I'm not crazy, just planning for the future.

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